Desi Movie Proposal (Not the marraige kind)

YO guys I just had the greatest idea:
When we're bored or something we should like make a buncha movies (like a small miniseries) about desi life and just completely random stuff. Some ideas are: The Story of Rayyan, Rayyan: Reborn, Desi-Mexican in America , and Saving Private Rayyan.

(Okay those are all jokes and it doesn't hafta be about Rayyan but more about our group and us just messing around and stuff)

To make the stuff funny we can add stuff like what the jhanam and isa christ (credit to Adnan)

okay, but lets not make rayyan feel self-centered...if ya kno wut i mean?

yeah ik I wasn't serious about those
you got any ideas?

i like saving private rayyan...

Aight the titles don't even have to have anything at all to do with the movies lol just cuz they're random. But Saving Private Rayyan it prolly different

Dirty Sanchez (Rayyan with a mexican mustache) meets Swirly Stash (humza with just his normal pubic beard lol)

Dirty Sanchez meets Swirly Stash.

LOL perfectemundo since rayyan don't got a mustache we should make a really really fake-looking one out of paper or something ttly obvious

Shuffle wrote:LOL perfectemundo since rayyan don't got a mustache we should make a really really fake-looking one out of paper or something ttly obvious

Exactly, and they fight to protect there hairy honor and prove which ones better...

like srsly script should go like this:
Rayyan's balling it up in teh court, making 3-pnters (missing all of them of course) and shuffle or adnan (we need one cameraman) is wastching in the backgrnd. Or no one is watching cuz rayyan has no friends

So KB thinks he's pro and he's like:
KB: yo lemme see da ball
R: why? who are you?
KB: Don't matter, lemme see I'll show you how to ball
R: You saying my moustache is FAKE? LIES!!!
KB: ?
R: Imma shoot you! (pulls out safety scissors)
KB reaches into pocket and finds a crayon.

and we see how it goes from there

pretty random but ok..

i was thinking more of that they compete and giv resons to how there stash is better, not a fight

'Xactly. I was just too lazy to write out the rest, but that's the idea, they argue since none of them know how to fight

Adnan wrote:Dirty Sanchez (Rayyan with a mexican mustache) meets Swirly Stash (humza with just his normal pubic beard lol)

Dirty Sanchez meets Swirly Stash.

ROFL LMAO!!!!! and i like saving private rayyan

Shuffle wrote:like srsly script should go like this:
Rayyan's balling it up in teh court, making 3-pnters (missing all of them of course) and shuffle or adnan (we need one cameraman) is wastching in the backgrnd. Or no one is watching cuz rayyan has no friends

So KB thinks he's pro and he's like:
KB: yo lemme see da ball
R: why? who are you?
KB: Don't matter, lemme see I'll show you how to ball
R: You saying my moustache is FAKE? LIES!!!
KB: ?
R: Imma shoot you! (pulls out safety scissors)
KB reaches into pocket and finds a crayon.

and we see how it goes from there

i love it until i pull out the safety scissors. it should something funnier

Well what do you want? A lighter? no wait---sparklers! You know those July 4th things, the sticks that make sparks when you light 'em? It's like two bucks for 45

Shuffle wrote:Well what do you want? A lighter? no wait---sparklers! You know those July 4th things, the sticks that make sparks when you light 'em? It's like two bucks for 45

i have some of those. maybe a mexican rifle. i have something like tht. humza and adnan know cuz they pla with it all the time..

lol then in the end adnan pops out wearing glasses (i have nerdy round glasses that look exactly like potter's) and finds a stick on the ground and shouts EXPELLIARMUS! but nothing happnens and he just walks away.

Shuffle wrote:lol then in the end adnan pops out wearing glasses (i have nerdy round glasses that look exactly like potter's) and finds a stick on the ground and shouts EXPELLIARMUS! but nothing happnens and he just walks away.

lol i bought some shades. thr like humza's but with more swag. so me and humza both put ours on at the same time lol.

you got swag shoes and shades, bro you might just redeeem ur illegal status

Shuffle wrote:you got swag shoes and shades, bro you might just redeeem ur illegal status

YEEEEES

lol don't get...cocky

NEW IDEA: we have episodes of rayyan and adnan being the son of Kbaab (since he has teh swirly stash). And he teaches them things about desi life but they rebel.

Shuffle wrote:lol don't get...cocky

NEW IDEA: we have episodes of rayyan and adnan being the son of Kbaab (since he has teh swirly stash). And he teaches them things about desi life but they rebel.

Omar Danger is my father...not some swirly stash guy

oh yeahaha! he srsly looked like a fatha at the camp. but he sorta shaved it last time i saw him

Rayyan wrote:

Shuffle wrote:lol don't get...cocky

NEW IDEA: we have episodes of rayyan and adnan being the son of Kbaab (since he has teh swirly stash). And he teaches them things about desi life but they rebel.

Omar Danger is my father...not some swirly stash guy

mine 2, me n rayyan r blood brothers..

Adnan wrote:

Rayyan wrote:

Shuffle wrote:lol don't get...cocky

NEW IDEA: we have episodes of rayyan and adnan being the son of Kbaab (since he has teh swirly stash). And he teaches them things about desi life but they rebel.

Omar Danger is my father...not some swirly stash guy

mine 2, me n rayyan r blood brothers..

we come from the same clan